I Am A Goddess

I have an Alter Ego named Asis.  I think she's a goddess. When I turn into Asis, I magically get magical powers, such as lying and setting guilt traps.  I still haven't gotten the hang of summoning her, but it happens spur-of-the-moment and she works wonders!! :3

Example:

Q&A:

Why is everyone an alien?

Because they're quick to draw and I don't have to worry about races or showing someone.

Why are you lighter?

So you can tell who I am (and I look better in light green than dark)!

Is your hair green or pink?  I'm confused!!

Oh you pansy, I have the dark hair and when I TRANSFORM!!!!!11one into Asis, I get pink hair.

I also pulled it on my dad, and for him to feel guilty I Asis